- J. Bethancourt
Well, I ain't afraid of spells or voodoo,
Long as I have my plastic Cthulhu
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Cthulhu I'll go far.CHORUS
Plastic Cthulhu, plastic Cthulhu
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Rising from the deepest Ocean
He assists my locomotion
With my plastic Cthulhu I'll go far.I know someday HE will awaken
And I will surely be forsaken
As HE rampages on and on and on
As the human race is eaten
As we admit that we are beaten
I will read the Necronomicon!I've got a Goat with a thousand babies
And my Nightgaunt don't mean maybe
They're all there and watching out for me
Not with a bang or even whimper
Or a silly little simper
A Cthulhu breakfast snack is all we'll be!
Go away and stop this silly behaviour!
