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Welcome to our home page!While there may be other competing Banjo Salves on the market, JOE BETHANCOURT'S SNAKE OIL AND BANJO SALVE is the original, best and most useful for all.
Don't be misled by our competitor's claims! It is a well known fact that one of them uses IMITATION Wongo Oil, and another adulterates their product with petroleum jelly! Such callous and vicious adulteration of such a useful product can only end in trouble and woe!
Our Banjo Salve is made from the finest ingedients, gathered at great expense from all over the world, and mixed with care and kindness into a Solution that will serve your needs at any time, any place, and any where!
We use the finest Appalachian Mountain rattlesnakes, milking the Secret Serum without harming the snakes, and mixing it with the Wongo Oil while the active ingredient in the Secret Serum is still fresh and viable. This makes our Banjo Salve POTENT BEYOND BELIEF! A little goes a lo-o-o-o-ng way!BANJO SALVE will cure the Foot-In-Mouth Disease, String Fever, Banjo Breath, Gumps, Guitar Glut, Mandolin Mumps, Whacks, Lackanookie, Gollyweasles, and the Cold Robbies. It is also a wonderful Frog Hair Restorer, will clean your Engine of Gummy Deposits, and lubricates almost anything!
While we recognize that there are those who disagree with our system, we urge you to recognize that Banjo is not a disease, nor is it a Sin, but rather a Way Of Life!
We urge Caution in the use of our Banjo Salve around nubile young women, as it can cause them to become uncontrollably Warm and Excited. Any warranty is null and void under these circumstances, and we are Not Responsible for any subsequent events involving such misuse!
JOE BETHANCOURT'S SNAKE OIL AND BANJO SALVE can be found at all Ticonderoga Supermarkets, and at better Saloons everywhere! ASK FOR IT BY NAME!
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